Nick Offerman on Romantic Handmad Cards

Nick Offerman: (paraphrased) Get a piece of paper, fold it in half, draw a heart on it, write I love you in the middle and give it to your wife and you'll get kissed so much more than you will when you give her something from a grocery store"
Me: (to the crafty card maker in the room) Honey ...can you please make me one of those cards you make so I can give to you ?