Green Bay ...how ya feeling about Brett Favre today ?

Note TO GREEN BAY
RE: Your Quarterback

Lets see Green Bay Packers Front Office ....YOUR guy throws three interceptions and loses the game for your team ...the guy you apparently just couldn't bring yourself to tolerate one single more solitary season, Brett Favre, oh he just went out and threw for six td passes and helped his team WIN a key game. Like a towel to wipe that egg off of your face ?

Tina Fey Skewers Palin Again


Tina Fey Skewers The Frau From Fairbanks.
I just think that Tina Fey, who is riding the pinnacle of her popularity, is only returning to SNL to do this character in the firm belief that it is a short term role...in that she doesn't believe Palin will actually BE the VP ..so she won't need spoofing on a regular basis soon. Having said that, if McCain does win, Fey will almost have to return as a semi-regular cast member...this is one of the most popular characters ever on SNL. Poehler ..the very pregnant one we must add, I am just not getting it on her humor with Couric ..but maybe it's just me. Here are some Huffington Post lifted Excerpts from the show...

FEY AS PALIN: "Like every American I'm speaking with, we're ill about this. We're saying, 'Hey, why bail out Fanny and Freddie and not me?' But ultimately what the bailout does is, help those that are concerned about the healthcare reform that is needed to help shore up our economy to help...uh...it's gotta be all about job creation, too. Also, too, shoring up our economy and putting Fannie and Freddy back on the right track and so healthcare reform and reducing taxes and reigning in spending...'cause Barack Obama, y'know...has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans, also, having a dollar value meal at restaurants. That's gonna help. But one in five jobs being created today under the umbrella of job creation. That, you know...Also..."
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POEHLER AS COURIC: "On foreign policy, I want to give you one more chance to explain your claim that you have foreign policy experience based on Alaska's proximity to Russia. What did you mean by that?"

FEY AS PALIN: "Well, Alaska and Russia are only separated by a narrow maritime border. (using her hands to illustrate) You got Alaska here, this right here is water, and this is Russia. So, we keep an eye on them."
POEHLER AS COURIC: "And how do you do that exactly?"
FEY AS PALIN: "Every morning, when Alaskans wake up, one of the first things they do, is look outside to see if there are any Russians hanging around. And if there are, you gotta go up to them and ask, 'What are you doing here?' and if they can't give you a good reason, it's our responsibility to say, you know, 'Shoo! Get back over there!'
POEHLER AS COURIC: "Senator McCain attempted to shut down his political campaign this week in order to deal with the economic crisis. What's your opinion of this potential 700 billion dollar bailout?"
FEY AS PALIN: "Like every American I'm speaking with, we're ill about this. We're saying, 'Hey, why bail out Fanny and Freddie and not me?' But ultimately what the bailout does is, help those that are concerned about the healthcare reform that is needed to help shore up our economy to help...uh...it's gotta be all about job creation, too. Also, too, shoring up our economy and putting Fannie and Freddy back on the right track and so healthcare reform and reducing taxes and reigning in spending...'cause Barack Obama, y'know...has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans, also, having a dollar value meal at restaurants. That's gonna help. But one in five jobs being created today under the umbrella of job creation. That, you know...Also..."
FEY AS PALIN: "Every morning, when Alaskans wake up, one of the first things they do, is look outside to see if there are any Russians hanging around. And if there are, you gotta go up to them and ask, 'What are you doing here?' and if they can't give you a good reason, it's our responsibility to say, you know, 'Shoo! Get back over there!'
POEHLER AS COURIC: "Senator McCain attempted to shut down his political campaign this week in order to deal with the economic crisis. What's your opinion of this potential 700 billion dollar bailout?"
FEY AS PALIN: "Like every American I'm speaking with, we're ill about this. We're saying, 'Hey, why bail out Fanny and Freddie and not me?' But ultimately what the bailout does is, help those that are concerned about the healthcare reform that is needed to help shore up our economy to help...uh...it's gotta be all about job creation, too. Also, too, shoring up our economy and putting Fannie and Freddy back on the right track and so healthcare reform and reducing taxes and reigning in spending...'cause Barack Obama, y'know...has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans, also, having a dollar value meal at restaurants. That's gonna help. But one in five jobs being created today under the umbrella of job creation. That, you know...Also..."
POEHLER AS COURIC: "What lessons have you learned from Iraq and how specifically, would you spread democracy abroad?"
FEY AS PALIN: "Specifically, we would make every effort possible to spread democracy abroad to those who want it."
POEHLER AS COURIC: "Yes, but specifically what would you do?"
FEY AS PALIN: "We're gonna promote freedom. Usher in democratic values and ideals. And fight terror-loving terrorists."
POEHLER AS COURIC: "But again, and not to belabor the point. One specific thing."
(several seconds of FEY and POEHLER staring at each other)
FEY AS PALIN: "Katie, I'd like to use one of my lifelines."
POEHLER AS COURIC: "I'm sorry?"
FEY AS PALIN: "I want to phone a friend."
POEHLER AS COURIC: "You don't have any lifelines."
FEY AS PALIN: "Well in that case I'm gonna just have to get back to you!"

Iliza Shlesinger- a big fan becomes not so much


Iliza Shlesinger was the charasmatic stand up that won last comic standing this year ...yet...I heard her today on an interview ...with john boy and billy. Mock me if you must for listening to the hee hee hee haw haw haw drivel of the boys from charlotte...whose background laughter on why'd the chicken cross the road level jokes prove to be so much of a distraction...but raford is worth the ticket. Anyway, here she was coming up after the next commercial break and I HAD to listen. But I will be damned..she was awful ..didn't say ANYTHING and i mean ANYATHING funnny. JB and B said afterward "and the horse you rode in on" and she deserved it. She was NOT funny at all. In the end, she said "are you coming to the show....??" the answer could not have been a more convincing NO. (bug gawd she's hot) Girls you;'d wanna

David Blaine is an IDIOT

DIVE OF DEATH ...DIVE OF DUMB !

Ok..here is the deal...David Blaine keeps sucking me in with making me believe he is going to do something awful to himself ...last night he was going to jump to his death ...or at least, injury, from 44 feet in the air. The big moment arrives....the announcer even said he would probably do harm to his body...well he was connected by wires....floated upward and out of the screen shot. You could even hear, like, a director or something say ..>"get him up there now".....ridiculous ..in fact FRAUD. I would be very surprised if, no matter what he says he is going to do to himself, if ABC or any other network ever ever ever features him again.

The Bush Doctrine -- my explanation for Sara Palin

The Bush Doctrine

So ...if you ever accept the nomination for VP for a particular party, and Charlie Gibson comes calling...you should probably know a little about The Bush Doctrine. Basically... we in the good ol USA, which really does include Alaska 24/7 , believe that if a particular country is giving aid to a terrorist ...giving a group of terroists aid in any way, then we can consider that an act of war against us. We can and will go get that country and hold it responsible.

Think of it this way ...I surely don't want an cockroaches in my kitchen ...I will try to get rid of them if I get them. Now, if there are cockroaches in YOUR kitchen, there is the possibility that those cockroaches will come to my house and get in my kitchen. SO ..if YOU have a cockroach in your kitchen, and I find out about it, I will blow up your house.